CABOOSE: The uh … glowy sword turned out to be a glowly key.

CHURCH: Yeah, a glowly key that can still stab people.

CABOOSE: Rrright.

CHURCH: So it is a sword, just happens to function like a key in very specific situations.

CABOOSE: Or it’s a key all the time..and when you stick it in people … it unlocks their death.